Yesterday, after quite a long 3hours after my lovely Julian Clary fellow passenger ran off to a better seat facing the right way of travel, I had the luxury of spending half an hour by myself delving into The Psychopath Test with Lana Del Rey blasting in my earholes. Unfortunately my rather odd taste in book and depressing music didn't deter people from sitting with me as it usually does on my local bus. And soon I was joined by a business woman complete with laptop (which only seemed capable of displaying complex spreadsheets) whilst eating sushi...